Requests for fellow citizens

I know complaining about things doesn’t really help, but there are these horrible epidemics of behavior currently ravaging the country that people don’t hear enough about. So here are some requests for my fellow Americans to try to follow, for the good of everyone:

#1 unless you live in Alaska or Florida all year, PLEASE STOP COMPLAINING AND WHINING ABOUT IT BEING TOO HOT OR COLD. You don’t live in the Northwest Territories, and even people there rarely complain. And they have to deal with billions of mosquitoes. 

#2 stop whining about Obama unless you have important actual concerns. I know you hate him and you don’t have to post about him constantly every day. 

#3 Kids shows aren’t even worth watching anymore so try to avoid them or play something older and better for your kids. The PC police and computer animators have both wrecked most of the shows pretty badly. I grew up on Spongebob, old Sesame Street, loony Tunes, just about everything and I’m pretty smart (in my own way) and not violent. So there.

#4 Nobody can actually enjoy their lives anymore, because of a few huge phone companies. You either have to be either 1. on your phone, completely engrossed in your phone at every moment, ignoring the real people around you in return for nearly-useless electronic companionship OR 2. taking pictures of things all the time instead of feeling the real beauty of you life and appreciating that there are things you can only see once, even though they will live on in your memories. 

Tell me if you agree with any of this.


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